Girls night out
Me: Why can't i come???
Girl: Its going to be all girls!
Girl: There's gonna be like 6 girls and you'll be the only guy
Girl: We're drinking so you can't drive home. You're gonna have to spend the night.
Me: OKAYYY :]
Girl: Are you seriously going to sleep over with 6 drunk girls?
Me: SOUNDS FANTASTIC :DD
Why do bad things happen to them good people, Is...
Friend: Why are you eating your banana like that?
Me: What are you talking about. This is how EVERYONE eats their banana.
Friend: No.... you're supposed to peel from the bottom.
Me: Why the fuck would i flip the banana and peel from the bottom?
Friend: Its okay. I used to do that too.
Me: I think you've been lied to your whole life LOL
Like A Star.
Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out,...
anniehong: (via surrenderyourheart)
A-W ( I Got Bored During Work Lol)
A-W A 1- Available: yup. 2- Age: 17. 3- Annoyance: Shit talkers. 4- Animal: Dogs. B 5- Beer: I guess. 6- Birthday: March 9 7- Best Friend(s): Daniel Choe, for sure 8- Body Part on [a guy/girl]: Eyes, Smile, Teeth, and Hair 9- Best feeling(s) in the world: Making another person’s day 10- Blind or Deaf: Deaf; I can’t live without the sights of beauty 11- Best weather:Nah. 13- Been on...
Lately, I’ve been finding it harder and harder to open up. It’s...
You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head! But I’ll tell you a secret; all...– Alice in Wonderland
Lately i’ve been prone to headaches…. maybe i should stop thinking...
Luv sic pt 3
Sometimes we fall down and cant get back up Were hiding behind skin thats too...– Kris Allen
Lady Brown (R.i.p Nujabes)
I need to escape from my own mind My own thoughts condense into walls And i become a prisoner to my own anxiety Ive tried everything to just be free But instead, this process of insanity just grows…
i’m the dumbest fuckin idiot you’ll ever meet.
Im at school and i just finished my memoir. The memoir that i worked on at the last minute. Literally. But all 5 pages done in a couple of hours. I should write a book.
Miss you old friend.
Friend: Kevin! Happy birthday. hope someone cakes you in the face so you break out like my ass cheeks.
Me: LOL sorry but who is this hahaha
Friend: The one that shot a snot on your lap. The one that picked on Matt Runo. The one that you miss terribly. The one who's brother pulled down your pants. The one that thought u were from the Hindu alps adopted by Tibetan monks then sold into slavery to the abbasaid Turks. Then rescued by benevolent Americans and was relocated to Georgia.
Me: LOLOLOL what the fuck. Hahaha love you bro!
It kills me to see the innocent lose all purity. You were my inspiration, my hope; yet we all collapsed. This world disgusts me, but I am not a misanthrope for i still have hope. When things seem to recover, we trip and stumble once again, refusing to get back up. This never ending cycle. It kills me… It kills me…
Oh God. Can I Just Ask For a “Happy” Birthday
Tik Tok Remix
As many of you may know, the relationship between me and my mother isn’t all rainbows and butterflies. Its full of anger, yelling, and cussing. But that doesn’t mean we dont love each other at all. The problem is, the one time we do show love, it comes out very awkwardly. Ha, i remember one year on mother’s day, i bought her a cake and she tried to hug me. Pretty uncomfortable....
looking through some old photos
Friend: gosh....... she was so pretty back then
Me: oh wow... she really was.
Friend: i wish she would exercise
All good things (come to an end)
Dude: Are you asian?
Me: naw... im black, like you
Dude: Wait... i thought you were korean
Me: are you serious....
How dumb can the human race be? Sure, God gave us wisdom. But the question is, did he give us enough? You might say “But Kevin. Humans have the highest intelligence of all creation.” We invent. create. learn. But I’m not talking about the completion of your education or whether you can cure cancer or not. I’m talking about how wise we are as humans. ...
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