March 2012
24 posts
1 tag
Gay Roommate.
Daniel: Kevin.
Me: What???
Daniel: Jaren had a gay dream about you.
Me: What? That's gay.
Jaren: No man, its not like that. We were decorating our room together.
Me: That's pretty gay.
Jaren: Naw dude, We were decorating the wall with flowers.
Me: That is so gay.
Jaren: How is that gay??
Me: Shut up. You're gay.
2 tags
Infatuation.
Holy….
And she prays!
My gosh she is perfect T____T
3 tags
March 9.
A yearly reminder that friends > family.
Thank you guys for being there for me.
dreamongood:
Sometimes I just lack the energy to socialize with people. I like to be on my own, in my own space. Socializing can get very exhausting. It’s like donating blood. I just need some time to recharge myself. Give me time, and give me space.
But then again, nothing in life is perfect.
Anonymous asked: just thought I let you know about you correcting the did-you-know fact about french toast, but they're talking about the country georgia.
“Live for the day; plan for tomorrow”
I think I could treat you much better.
XV ft. Chiddy Bang- She Go, I Go
February 2012
21 posts
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
2 tags
Late night chat.
Friend #1: Hook me up with a girl.
Friend #2: If you want a girlfriend, you can't be shy like Kevin.
Me: What's that supposed to mean...
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Friend #1: Why can't I get girls?
Friend #2: Just talk to her. Don't pull a Kevin.
Me: Wut.
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Friend #2: Honestly, you can get girls.
Friend #3: But I'm more awkward than Kevin!!
Me: WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
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Friend #1: okok. Who look's more fit? Me or Kevin?
Me: why are you bringing me into this.....
Friend #2: I mean... Kevin is a little pudgy....
Me: WTF. I LOST WEIGHT.
Apparently, I i have no game.
Macklemore X Ryan Lewis- Can’t Hold Us
1 tag
2 tags
Starstruck.
*texting my friend while John Legend comes to my school giving a speech
Me: LEAVE YOUR CLASS NOWWWWWW
Dlee: What's happening?!!
Me: SOMEBODY ASKED IF HE WAS GONNA PERFORM AND HE SAID MAYBE LATER
Me: HE'S WALKING TOWARDS THE PIANO.
Me: HE'S PLAYING THE PIANO.
Me: HE'S SINGING "SAVE ROOM"
Me: NOW HE'S SINGING "USED TO LOVE U"
Me: HOW HE'S SINGING "THE GREEN LIGHT"
Me: HE IS FLAWLESSS OMGOMGOMGOMG
I don't feel like myself these days.
Relevant.
